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TIMMEH!

TIMMEH on Steroids!

TIMMEH Cardcrusher

TIMMEH's First Photo

1 TIMMEEEEEEHHH!!!1!!11 :D
2 Pre-meme
3 Operation FairGameStop
4 Tactics to deal with TIMMEH's bullbaiting:
5 Videos

TIMMEEEEEEHHH!!!1!!11 :D

Tim, also known as Timmy, has been a Sydney-based Scilon since he was 18 years old. Apparently he is upstat. He runs a series of Dianetics booths in Bondi and Town Hall and always seems to pop up whenever Anonymous raids the booths.

Pre-meme

Prior to becoming a meme, Timmeh was just "Tim." He would usually be attached to where the Town Hall stress test used to be. Even before achieving the honourable status of a meme, Timmeh was still the source of much lulz.

Edit: TIMMEH was first encountered a few weeks before the April 12 raid, by DC and Jester (Their first public appearance). While timmeh was being trolled by DC and a random passer-by Anon, Jester managed to find out from one of TIMMEH's lackeys that his name was in fact Tim. As soon as this was made public, and he was encountered April 19th, his tree began to grow. You know which one.

TIMMEH first reached mainstream Anon attention while overlooking a Dianetics booth in Sydney during a flashraid on April 19th. A dozen or so courageous Anons bumrushed the booth, trolling the Scis, Rickrolling without any remorse, belting out anti-Scilon propaganda and doing a much better job at causing a scene than TIMMEH and his gang. At the time, TIMMEH was only known as "Tim" or "That Luke Skywalker Guy". It was only until a few weeks afterwards, during Operation FairGameStop that he evolved into TIMMEH, a lovable meme appreciated by all Sydney Anon.

Operation FairGameStop

Tim appeared when we were at the QVB on May 10th and was handing out Stress Test propaganda. Followed us around the place and constantly told us "you're ignorant" or "think for yourselves" or "you're an out of ethics cat." Tried to bullbait a few Anon but failed. He claims to have "Abilities". These abilities allow him "to take on everyone here" which is "90 people on 1 guy". After TIMMEH left, a few random Anon followed him around for a bit.

Doing his best to ignore the mob, he started to hand out Free Stress Test coupons to the public, only to witness them being discarded on the ground in favour for the much sexier anon flyers. This was shortly followed by Anons questioning TIMMEH on why he was littering, causing a motherload of engrams and making him VERAR ANGRYYYY!!! At one point, an asian-looking gentleman walked past TIMMEH, yet he wasn't offered a coupon. The following exchange of words occured:

Anon: Oh? What was that TIMMEH? Why didn't you give him a coupon? Doesn't he deserve to be saved too?

TIMMEH: Oh, he's Chinese. He doesn't understand English.

Anon: What? Just because he looks Chinese, you think he doesn't understand English?

TIMMEH: I know he doesn't... Because I have POWERS OF PERCEPTION!

Later On DC50: Where are your OT powers NOW?

TIMMEH: Mate, i could take on everyone here, think about that, 200 people on one guy, what does that say about you?

DC50: All it says to me is that you are f***ing crazy.

This last epic statement, along with his better-than-your-average-scilon-but-still-fail bullbaiting tactics has led many anons to believe that TIMMEH is an OT. Rumour has it that he's an OTIII and in administration! (one of the BAD guys!), but this claim has yet to be 100% confirmed. Regardless of what powers he has or what his standing in the cult is, he cannot stand against the power of Anonymous. He was pwned bigtime and shortly after his epic truckload of fail, retreated back into the org with his tail between his legs, maintaining the solid reputation of Scientologist bullbaiters worldwide.

One thing's for sure. TIMMEH is an enormous source of lulz and win and the mere prospect of him poking his gorgeous head out in future protests is enough reason for ANYONE to attend.

TIMMEEEEEHHHH!!!11!11!!!lol